{"product_id":"the-grumpy-guardian","title":"The Grumpy Guardian","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eTurn your desk into a fortress of calm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eMeet your new desk companion. He looks grumpy. He has a massive wooden sword on his back. And he’s the most loyal, silent friend you’ll ever have.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eIn a world full of beeping notifications and endless deadlines, he asks for nothing. No Wi-Fi. No charging. No demanding emails. He simply sits there—next to your laptop, or tucked into your bookshelf—reminding you to breathe, to laugh at his angry little eyebrows, and to take back your space.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"pineaura","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52040776876328,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/4545\/9752\/files\/mini-wooden-guan-yu-figurine-hand-size-reference.png?v=1784792868","url":"https:\/\/pineaura.shop\/de\/products\/the-grumpy-guardian","provider":"PineAura","version":"1.0","type":"link"}